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mordacious1's Avatar Comment 1 by mordacious1

The answer is simple. Quit showing up on toast and as wall shadows, and show up in person.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:11:00 UTC | #214896

Apathy personified's Avatar Comment 2 by Apathy personified

If someone wants to EAT THE FACE OF JESUS for breakfast, that's up to them.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:32:00 UTC | #214899

thewhitepearl's Avatar Comment 3 by thewhitepearl

One time while eating animal crackers I pulled out one that was very clearly a zebra perched doggie style on an elephant. They had apparently been baked together.

It's not jesus but it was hilarious just the same.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:46:00 UTC | #214905

MuNky82's Avatar Comment 4 by MuNky82

The title reminded me of this:

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:17:00 UTC | #214921

chuckg's Avatar Comment 5 by chuckg

WP, sometime, I've heard, that if you get baked, that kind of thing can happen.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:28:00 UTC | #214940

Apathy personified's Avatar Comment 6 by Apathy personified


I've heard, that if you get baked, that kind of thing can happen.

LOL - never thought i'd hear a joke about stoned biscuits.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:29:00 UTC | #214942

kkelly's Avatar Comment 7 by kkelly

6, I can never fit in here with your peoples' humor.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:34:00 UTC | #214943

thewhitepearl's Avatar Comment 8 by thewhitepearl

WP, sometime, I've heard, that if you get baked, that kind of thing can happen.

Ha ha! That was funny.



Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:39:00 UTC | #214948

kkelly's Avatar Comment 9 by kkelly

8, I never laugh at what you people laugh at, and when I make a joke about let's say, you having a penis forced upon your oral cavity, I get flagged as a troll.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:44:00 UTC | #214953

Apathy personified's Avatar Comment 10 by Apathy personified

I'm you could find some of the jokes funny.

Oh, yes, that comment - i seem to remember some protests of outrage at that - i think it got marked as offensive as well as troll.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:47:00 UTC | #214955

kkelly's Avatar Comment 11 by kkelly

10, Carto has made me laugh sometimes. He's really witty and his writing flows beautifully so the punchlines hit you just right.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:52:00 UTC | #214959

thewhitepearl's Avatar Comment 12 by thewhitepearl

you having a penis forced upon your oral cavity

Wait, what? when did that happen?

We try to keep the humour not so personally offensive unless you're an idiot.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:01:00 UTC | #214964

Laurie Fraser's Avatar Comment 13 by Laurie Fraser

kkelly - as well, there are the cultural differences. For instance, as an Australian I'm sure I will crack up about things that leave you unamused, and vice versa.

We had a rugby commentator who was a known mangler of English, as well as a serial malapropism offender. When objecting to a gay nude beach in Sydney Harbour once, he wrote "I'm sick and tired of having male genitalia shoved down my throat."

Now THAT'S funny.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:08:00 UTC | #214966

chuckg's Avatar Comment 14 by chuckg

Sorry kkelly, I guess I was being offensive, suggesting the getting "baked" causes inter-species sex ... in crackers.

maybe, we should just leave the crackers alone.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:12:00 UTC | #214969

NewEnglandBob's Avatar Comment 15 by NewEnglandBob

I prefer my religious icons half-baked, otherwise they seem dried out.

Wait - maybe something could be used as a sauce....

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:13:00 UTC | #214970

kkelly's Avatar Comment 16 by kkelly

14, No, I didn't think it was offensive AT ALL, which is part of the problem.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:13:00 UTC | #214971

mordacious1's Avatar Comment 18 by mordacious1


"...unless you're an idiot."

Well, there you have it.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:17:00 UTC | #214975

Apathy personified's Avatar Comment 17 by Apathy personified

Carto does have a wonderful way with words (hmm, alliteration)
whitepearl is right, we try to keep humour not so personal - in the case of the comment you mentioned most people didn't see the original thread you were quoting from, so thought you were just being offensive.


Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:17:00 UTC | #214974

Don_Quix's Avatar Comment 19 by Don_Quix

You better hope Bill Donahue doesn't hear about his.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:24:00 UTC | #214979

ghuckin's Avatar Comment 20 by ghuckin

I've just gotta get me one of those things! I wonder if they also do one with the face of Moh...... no, maybe not.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:01:00 UTC | #214986

chuckg's Avatar Comment 21 by chuckg

Ghuckin, maybe if you buy enough boxes of animal crackers, you'll find one with a camel being mounted I can't say it. (Although a camel, with its even number hooves, is not an unclean animal, i believe). I guess if said cracker were to be clandestinely consecrated by a priest, Oh, the inter-dimensional ecumaniacal consternation it would cause!

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:23:00 UTC | #214990

Dhamma's Avatar Comment 22 by Dhamma

I can't make up my mind about Kelly.

In one way he's way too personal and occasionally a real ass, but at the same time he's genuinely intelligent and I envy his self-esteem, as he really says what he feels and stands for his opinions.

I read his posts, as they have some substance occasionally, but I don't accept when he's too damn disrespectful to others.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:43:00 UTC | #214995

Laurie Fraser's Avatar Comment 23 by Laurie Fraser

Ah, Dhamma, you're such a gentleman!

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:45:00 UTC | #214997

Quine's Avatar Comment 24 by Quine

<!-- Be sure tags are closed -->Does this pan violate the Millennium Copyright Act when used? Does the heat level matter? I guess, if you can't manage transubstantiation, transmogrification will have to do.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:51:00 UTC | #214999

Laurie Fraser's Avatar Comment 25 by Laurie Fraser

Comment #226890 by Quine

So droll, Quine.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:57:00 UTC | #215002

mordacious1's Avatar Comment 26 by mordacious1


I guess twp has a headache, it's not a Friday night without her. Though she was on this site early today.

Ah, my Raiders are beating the 49ers in pre-season american football. I know it's pre-season, but still.

[edit] a good reason to drink a cold one, though.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:12:00 UTC | #215005

Laurie Fraser's Avatar Comment 27 by Laurie Fraser

She's probably out "clubbing", or some such activity as youngsters are wont up with which to get.

Where do your raiders hail from? I'm watching the Australian women's beach volleyball team slaughter the Russians. Did you check out the opening ceremony? Interesting to note the complete absence of women from the Saudi team.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:18:00 UTC | #215006

mordacious1's Avatar Comment 28 by mordacious1

Well, possibly...hard to have fun with a headache though.

Oakland Raiders, down the street from Al's house.

No, I hate the opening ceremonies. Can't really tell you why.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:21:00 UTC | #215007

mordacious1's Avatar Comment 29 by mordacious1

When you say "clubbing", do you mean bar-hopping or whacking people? You never know with twp.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:25:00 UTC | #215008

Laurie Fraser's Avatar Comment 30 by Laurie Fraser

Haha - both; she's taken to this business of "whacking" with alacrity!

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:34:00 UTC | #215010