Haiti relief efforts set to relieve God shortage
Added: Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:00:00 UTC
Are you having trouble thinking of the word of God while youâre stacking the mangled, decomposing bodies of your family in mass graves and trying not to kill your neighbour for a cup of clean drinking water? No more! God is on His way to Haiti! And, in a twist straight out of the mythology books, Heâs solar-powered!
As international aid agencies rush food, water and medicine to Haitiâs earthquake victims, a U.S. faith-based group is sending Bibles to Haitians in their hour of need.
Not any Bible. These are solar-powered audible Bibles that can broadcast the holy scriptures in Haitian Creole to 300 people at a time.
Called the âProclaimer,â the audio Bible delivers âdigital qualityâ and is designed for âpoor and illiterate people,â the Faith Comes By Hearing group said. It added 600 of the devices were already on their way to Haiti.
Ah, the old âCareâ philosophy: first save the souls of those who donât know theyâre already dead, then work on saving the sinful soul vessel.
A certain South Park episode might come to mind. It looks like the online South Park is not viewable in the UK and the YouTube versions have been taken down
Starvin' Marvin in Space
"...no, no, no, we don't eat the Bibles..."
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