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weavehole's Avatar Comment 1 by weavehole

Quick! Burn the heathen what drawed this!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:00:00 UTC | #27748

Logicel's Avatar Comment 2 by Logicel

a good Jesus and Mo cartoon--that is a microphone between the two dudes, right, and not a dildo?

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:30:00 UTC | #27759

NMcC's Avatar Comment 3 by NMcC

Logicel,

You're a filthy minded heathen. It's a beer pump!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:49:00 UTC | #27762

weavehole's Avatar Comment 4 by weavehole

If that is a dildo i'm not gonna ask what it is they're drinking.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:50:00 UTC | #27763

Logicel's Avatar Comment 5 by Logicel

Spermade?

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:55:00 UTC | #27765

Bonzai's Avatar Comment 6 by Bonzai

They live in the same house and sleep in the same bed...

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:00:00 UTC | #27767

weavehole's Avatar Comment 7 by weavehole

P'rhaps a nice pint of Bishop's Finger. Mmmm. Wish i wasnt at work.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:04:00 UTC | #27768

Hip_Priest's Avatar Comment 8 by Hip_Priest

Logicel writes:

Spermade?


http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/12/20/union/
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/12/25/james/
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/12/27/seed/

I still don't understand why the Pakistani government finds this website so offensive...

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:21:00 UTC | #27770

weavehole's Avatar Comment 9 by weavehole

Just read through the whole series of jesus and mo stories and it's left me with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Especially the amputee/miracle argument and good friday being renamed the 'cruciversary'. Mmm sacrilicious.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:10:00 UTC | #27773

Logicel's Avatar Comment 10 by Logicel

Thanks, Hip_Priest for that superb selection of JesusandMo. I think Mo should sue Jesus for having first billing at the site. Why not MoandJesus?

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:19:00 UTC | #27775

Yorker's Avatar Comment 11 by Yorker

Tut, tut. I'm disgusted by the filth you heathens are spurting here!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:50:00 UTC | #27782

bouwe's Avatar Comment 12 by bouwe

Yeah, looks like a dildo to me also. It sort of distracts from the overall effect of the rest of the cartoon. I must check this Jesus and Mo site!! I am familiar with the Celestial Teapot, but this one looks just as good, if not better.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:20:00 UTC | #27804

Yorker's Avatar Comment 13 by Yorker

Sorry folks, that looks like what it's meant to be, as NMcC said, a beer pump. Whoever saw a dildo with a large brand-name flange at it's base and what is clearly a little brass finial on the end? Additionally, the overall shape is not at all representative of any object I would wish to have as part of my anatomy!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:30:00 UTC | #27805

scottishgeologist's Avatar Comment 14 by scottishgeologist

Hey, you want cartoons? Go to the www.chick.com web site for the Jack Chick tracts - they are seriously deranged. Like his latest one:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1037/1037_01.asp?wpc=1037_01.asp&wpp=b

Actually, the best, ever Jesus cartoon, most likely to upset the fundies HAS to be the Swearing Jesus:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/swearingjesus.html

(WARNING: turn the speakers down first)

Mind you, www dot jesuslovesporn dot net is kinda funny as well.... WARNING: Very, very broad minded adults only!!!!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:11:00 UTC | #27815

Yorker's Avatar Comment 15 by Yorker

14. Comment #30187 by scottishgeologist

You know what, that swearing jesus stuff reminds me of a Cuban religite I knew in South Florida. The one about not f*****g with jesus was exactly what he would say if tackled on religion. Classic!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:25:00 UTC | #27818

serrano's Avatar Comment 16 by serrano

Oh, "dummy" is "pacifier" in American-talk. I did not know that. I was thinking dummy was used in the sense of "ventriloquist's dummy," which confused me thoroughly.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:28:00 UTC | #27842

Phil's Avatar Comment 17 by Phil

Comment #30223 by serrano on April 7, 2007 at 8:28 am
Oh, "dummy" is "pacifier" in American-talk. I did not know that. I was thinking dummy was used in the sense of "ventriloquist's dummy," which confused me thoroughly.

Ok, that sure does make a great deal more sense. I thought that I knew most all of the differences between our two Englishes. Forgive me of my ignorance(:. Though the other kind of dummy analogy would not be far off the mark.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:03:00 UTC | #27879

scottishgeologist's Avatar Comment 18 by scottishgeologist

Wonderful word dummy. In Scotland at any rate it was an abbreviation of "dummy tit" Honest. I presume the correct usage was "dummy teat" but no one ever said that. Probably considered too posh or affected.

A popular playground rhyme of the time went "Tell tale tit, yer mammy cannae knit, yer daddy cannae go tae bed withoot a dummy tit"

(cannae: cant, withoot: without)

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:08:00 UTC | #27926

A_Hamilton7's Avatar Comment 19 by A_Hamilton7

Comment #30223 by serrano on April 7, 2007 at 8:28 am

Oh, "dummy" is "pacifier" in American-talk. I did not know that. I was thinking dummy was used in the sense of "ventriloquist's dummy," which confused me thoroughly.


I am laughing at myself now. I thought the same thing, and found it to be quite disturbing.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:26:00 UTC | #27931

davyB's Avatar Comment 20 by davyB

For those unfortunates who are not educated in great cinema, one should point out that the "swearing Jesus" sound track is from the motion picture epic, The Big Lebowski.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:27:00 UTC | #27932

bhoytony's Avatar Comment 21 by bhoytony

Don't show this to any Jesus freaks or they'll probably "spit the dummy" as we say

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 14:33:00 UTC | #27938

Yorker's Avatar Comment 22 by Yorker

18. Comment #30313 by scottishgeologist

I'd already explained the pacifier vs dummy thing on another thread but I used "dummy teat" even though as you say, in Scotland we use "dummy tit, as in: "Shove a dummy tit in the bairn's mooth!".

At teething time my grannie would advise "a drap 'o whisky an a tickie butter" be smeared on the tit. No wonder many Scots are piss artists, we start them young! :)

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 14:35:00 UTC | #27939

Veronique's Avatar Comment 23 by Veronique

Great postings on this thread for a lzy Sunday. Very entertaining. Had never heard of Jesus and Mo. Wonderful.

Yorker, Logicel and everyone

This was sent to me yesterday. I don't know whether you have seen it. I can't get the two pictures to work but posted the link below the article.

There will be more of these wonderful bits, I hope.

Student punished for spaghetti beliefs
Thursday, March 29, 2007

The Flying Spaghetti Monster
A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.
But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.
Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.
The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.

Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

A man in full pirate regalia
Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.
Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.
The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.
(From Metro.co.uk)

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272&in_page_id=2

LOL
V

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 19:37:00 UTC | #27973

Yorker's Avatar Comment 24 by Yorker

23. Comment #30363 by Veronique

I wonder if that school would consider Muslim girls garb to be "disruptive", you know, bag-over-the-head etc. I suspect the hypocritical bastards would take a different approach to that problem. What we need is hordes of kids claiming belief in many outlandish religions each with special garb and daily prayer rules that schools must accomodate. It would be wonderful! Kids are the key, if entire nations of kids unite in highlighting the stupidity of religion they would become a powerful force!

It's something I'd love to see in the UK also, give Blair a final multi-cultural problem to deal with!

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 21:05:00 UTC | #27981

Veronique's Avatar Comment 25 by Veronique

I hope this story went everywhere. It was only reported on 29th March. I reckon it could catalyse a whole lot of copy cat type acts. Did you check this site out:

http://www.venganza.org/

Read the hate mail Henderson list as a tab.

You're right, the answer is in the kids. Doesn't it help to give you hope? Though, I suspect they would less worried if an organisatiom where behind them.

It's a matter of getting things like this out into the public. Kids love imitating and they would see it as terrific and rebellious fun. They are much freer than you and I were in the 1950s. And there are more of them. We need someone to start the Celestial Teapot sect. Anything fertile imaginations can come up with!

Hope rises eternal...

Cheers
V

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 22:25:00 UTC | #27987

Yorker's Avatar Comment 26 by Yorker

25. Comment #30377 by Veronique

Yes, that's what I had in mind, an appeal to their rebelliousness! We should support them, and of course we'd get blamed and accused of manipulation etc. Fine!

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:07:00 UTC | #28054

Chris Roberts's Avatar Comment 27 by Chris Roberts

Ho Ho. just seen this one one Jesus & Mo, it's a scream. Check it out.

http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/05/sure/

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:49:00 UTC | #28123

Chris Roberts's Avatar Comment 28 by Chris Roberts

And this one. really hits the namesake on the head.

http://www.jesusandmo.net/2007/03/01/fools/

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:50:00 UTC | #28125

chamber's Avatar Comment 30 by chamber

How life started on the earth! Out of nowhere Genes were there. Just there playing happily in a pond.

Genes: Let's play in the pond
Selfish gene: Look guys what I have found!
Genes: What's it?
Selfish gene: a cell. I told you I am lucky today.
Genes: How did this cell come up here?
Selfish gene: It was here Okay. all the time here okay. If you have got more questions go ask Dawkins.
Genes: Now what?
Selfish gene: You are all stupid! We will just hop in and mutate.
genes: What is Mutate?
Selfish gene: Good God. What am I gonna do with these bunch of idiots?

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:57:00 UTC | #29533