Alright. Enough of this mealy-mouthed so-called blasphemy. Let's nail this once and for all.

I deny the existence of all gods, all divinities and all their associated holy trappings, including but not limited to the so-called holy spirit. They are all ridiculous; they are all lies. However, if any of the reported "miracles" ascribed to god actually happened, they were definitely done by demons. Furthermore, Jesus was just a man and a pretty humourless, arrogant, sexless, po-faced one at that; Mohammed was a goddamned peasant imbecile and his Koran is quite plainly the ravings of a hallucinating mental case; Buddha was a fat, deluded poseur and the entire pantheon of Hindu gods make the denizens of Olympus look as plausible as evolution.

Also, Yahweh smells of wee.