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The Magic of Reality
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Sean Faircloth:
Attack of the Theocrats!
Jesus is watching, look busy!
Where's all the jesus jokes!
A little boy wants a bike for christmas, his mother tells him to write to god.
He sits down and writes, "Dear god, if I'm good for one week", upon reading this he realizes that a week is too long.
"Dear god, if I'm good for 1 day", upon reading this he knows that this is too tough, as well.
He goes out to the back yard, grabs the statue of Mary in the garden, wraps it in a blanket, throws it in the back of his closet and writes to god once more.
"Dear god, if you ever want to see your mother again..."
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