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ICONIC FREEDOM's Avatar Jump to comment 21 by ICONIC FREEDOM

Jesus is watching, look busy!

Where's all the jesus jokes!

A little boy wants a bike for christmas, his mother tells him to write to god.

He sits down and writes, "Dear god, if I'm good for one week", upon reading this he realizes that a week is too long.

"Dear god, if I'm good for 1 day", upon reading this he knows that this is too tough, as well.

He goes out to the back yard, grabs the statue of Mary in the garden, wraps it in a blanket, throws it in the back of his closet and writes to god once more.

"Dear god, if you ever want to see your mother again..."

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 18:05:00 UTC | #13726