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← Bible Theme Park Faces Opposition in Tennessee

mordacious1's Avatar Jump to comment 20 by mordacious1

The problem is, they make you drag a wooden cross everywhere you go. It's bad enough waiting in line without that thing on your back.

At the arcade they have: Stone the Whore. Three stones for a dollar. They also have: Thump the atheist with a bible game (based on whack a mole). Plus for the thirsty ones: The Jim Jones Purple Kool-aid Challenge (how much can you guzzle before you die a horrible death).

The roller coaster is guaranteed to scare the gayness right out of you.

Oh, I could go on, but you guys get the idea.

Thu, 15 May 2008 18:53:00 UTC | #171607