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← George W Bush meets Pope amid claims he might convert to Catholicism

Count von Count's Avatar Jump to comment 22 by Count von Count

Ah,... I can see it now...

Priest: "Do you believe in God the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth?"
George 'Corleone' Bush: "I do."
Priest: "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son, Our Lord?"
Bush: "I do."
Priest: "Do you believe in the Holy Ghost and the Holy Catholic Church?"
Bush: "I do."
Priest: "Do you renounce Satan?"
Bush: "I do renounce him."
Priest: "And all his works?"
George: "I do renounce them."
Priest: "And all his pomps?"
Bush: "I do renounce."
Priest: "George 'Corleone' Bush, will you be baptized?"
Michael: "I will."
Priest: "In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit go in peace, and may the Lord be with you."

(Scenes of Iraqi war, Katrina, and Guantanamo playing in the background of course.)

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:43:00 UTC | #183884