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← IT'S A GODDAMNED CRACKER!

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Well..
a) technically, it IS kiddnapping. See my diagram:

1)Kidnapping is seizing a person against it will
2)crakers have no will
3)he took the craker agaisnt its will ( no will means it couldnt have cooperated)
4)The craker is the body of christ
5)he took christ agaisnt its will.

ergo

6)he kidnapped Christ.

BUT

7) hadnt he kiddnapped it, it would had been eated
8) being eated means , normally, death
9) he who saves a you from been eated saves your life from death
10) he saved jesus.
11) jesus saves

ergo

12) he is jesus

See, theres no problem!
Bad logic rules.

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:26:00 UTC | #196348