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phil rimmer's Avatar Jump to comment 19 by phil rimmer

My favourite blond joke.

<!-- Be sure tags are closed -->Brunette walks in to see the doctor. House MD (for it is he) invites her to sit down.

House: What seems to be the problem?
Brunette: Doctor, it really hurts whenever I touch myself.
House: So tell me, where does it hurt?
Brunette: Well here....(touches knee) Ooh!..and here (touches shoulder) Ooh!.. and here (touches face)Ooh!
House: I see.'re not a real brunette are you?
Brunette: Doctor, that's amazing! How did you know?
House: Your finger's broken.

*gets coat and runs*

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:23:00 UTC | #216107