I am murderous because evidently SANTA CLAUS is not real. Anyone who is similarly disenfranchised by this revelation, I am calling for us to band together and fight for the existence of that Jolly Old St Nick. Who ever heard of such strident bosh??? No Santa? No Santa? Dammit someone's paying for this.

Kidding aside, why does only one panelist make any fucking sense? Every other moment of that presentation was waffling apologist horsecrap. The family first idiot simply didn't want to commit to anything and the politicians were clearly trying to assuage as many voters as possible. The Australian "man of the year" actually said a few useful things but they seemed to be said in order to get out of the way of the real question. EVADE EVADE EVADE EVADE>>>>