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The Magic of Reality
for the iPad
Sean Faircloth:
Attack of the Theocrats!
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22
Start by addressing that scriptural basis, Tony Blair. Full on.
Christian: Coffee's ready! Shall we begin our little chat with a prayer?
Mormon: Uh, no coffee for me, thanks.
Muslim: Yes, the Qur'an requires a prayer to Allah. But in which direction is Mecca?
Rabbinical Jew: Oy gevalt! Halakha forbids heating coffee on Shabbat!
Atheist: My compass indicates Mecca is toward that crucifix on the wall...
Christian: Isn't it beautiful? My husband drilled some holes and pressed in the cutest little nails. He died for our sins, you know.
Rabbinical Jew: Oy gevalt! We are innocent!
Muslim: The Messenger was not crucified. The Qur'an is clear on this point.
Atheist: Hey look! An old episode of Cosmos is on! Let's microwave some popcorn!
Rabbinical Jew: Oy gevalt! Bishul is one of the 39 forbidden Melachot!
Muslim: Did you say 'microwave'? Let me see this new weapon.
Christian: Here you go Mr. no coffee. I brought you a soft drink instead.
Atheist: It's not a weapon. There is a cavity magnetron inside that heats up water molecules...
Muslim: It sounds perfect for the jihad. Allahu Akbar!
Rabbinical Jew: Oy gevalt!
Christian: Oh Lord, bless this home and my new friends...
Mormon: Yecch. Diet Pepsi...
Etc.
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