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A Dominican priest, a Baptist minister, and a Jewish professor walk into a bar. The Dominican goes "give me a child until he's seven and he'll be Catholic for life". The Jewish professor just says "pfeh" quietly, turns to the bartender and orders some food. The Baptist retorts "give me a child until he's five and he'll be a true believing Baptist for life". The Jewish professor glances briefly at him, turns back to the bartender and says "...and make it a large portion, I'm eating for two."

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