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← Heard the one about the pope? Sadly, yes

jesusdiedLOL's Avatar Jump to comment 13 by jesusdiedLOL

How would one make joke about atheists/secularists? Here's my attempt of scripted standup.

"So, these atheists think the world is a few billion years old! (audience:laughter) But the Bible says its 6000! (audience:laughter) Didn't anyone tell these people it's called the gospel for a reason? (audience:laughter, whooping, clapping, stamping feet)"

From a comedians point of view, how could they go past a bunch of adults who chant, wail and whine, are in love with an imaginary friend, think they're immortal, wear silly costumes... I could go on all day, hell, maybe there should be a comedian specializing in religion? I'd go see him/her.

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 06:40:18 UTC | #641543