Every magician can use a puff of smoke to hide the deceptive sleight of hand, so the incompetent ones will naturally make use of any external ones which turn up! After all! - There's nothing like a few whizz-bangs to impress a gullible audience!

This hurricane that is coming thorough the East Coast, for anyone who’s in the East Coast and has been listening to me say ‘Food storage!’ ‘Be prepared!’ ‘Be somebody that can help others,’ you’ve heard me say this for years.

Amazing foresight! The first hurricane of the new season turns up round about the usual time.

‘Don’t be in a panic situation.’ If you’ve waited, this hurricane is a blessing. It is a blessing. It is God reminding you — as was the earthquake last week — it’s God reminding you you’re not in control. Things can happen. Be prepared and be someone who can help others so when disaster strikes, God forbid, you’re not panicking.”

Don't panic Captain Mainwaring! - "Don't panic!" "I'm keeping the men from panicking Captain Mainwaring!" "Don't panic! Don't panic"!!!

(Where have I heard this before? - BBC TV's Corporal Jones in headless chicken mode!!)