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Barry Pearson's Avatar Jump to comment 22 by Barry Pearson

"And on the seventh day the Lord rested his chariot on a double yellow line".

Cue the old jokes:

What do God and Jesus drive?

(Remember: Jesus was a car painter).

God drove a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury."

Moses liked British cars (or bikes?): "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills." Joshua did likewise: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

Jesus drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord."

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 14:32:02 UTC | #866904