I think the governemt can solve this problem by recomending the correct religion. maybe a public service TV announcement or something, stating which religion we should practice and testamonials from dead people (bring in Colin Fry or Sidekick Sally to help with this) to confirm which eternity is best suited for the modern brit and use political analysts to show the varying effect on our economy depending on which story we might frighten children with.

As our governemt has frequently stated, religion is important (even the atheist sock puppet), loved having the pope over and have a conservative party chairman who's such a great ambassador for belief she managed to gain her public position by apparent divine intervention proving democracy can always be trumped by god and I for one would have far more respect for our PM if he put on a smock and stated his policies come to him in dreams.