Satan didn’t have to mess with any of the other nations either, because of course they weren’t America - and America is, well God’s special place. That made me wonder if Santorum was perhaps more Mormon than Catholic. The head of the Catholic Church is in Rome, so I would have thought that’s where Satan would have started - but I would be wrong. That made me wonder though because according to the Mormons the US is more sacred than the Vatican - and that is rather confusing when it comes to why Satan would pick America and not the Vatican to start his evil overthrow.

I thought Satan already lived in the Vatican, according to Catholic hierarchy:

Chief exorcist says Devil is in Vatican

"The Devil is lurking in the very heart of the Roman Catholic Church, the Vatican's chief exorcist, Father Gabriele Amorth, claimed on Wednesday."

This sophisticated theology sure is tough going on the ol' grey matter, and irony meters worldwide.