Comment 1 by gos

But explain to me again how "acknowledging an underlying biological complementarity" (the only part of this list that clearly applies to heterosexual marriage more than homosexual) benefits society...

Society benefits because without marriage human beings will forget how to procreate, and if homosexuals are allowed to marry then heterosexuals will obviously no longer be able to get married, or will turn homosexual, and the human race will come to an end before God has got round to ending it anyway with the rapture, which will be a bit of an anti-climax and make the Bible look a bit silly because not all the prophesies would be fulfilled, and all the people in Heaven will laugh at God and Jesus, and the Devil will do a little dance, and then nobody will know quite where to go from there...