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walk's Avatar Comment 2 by walk

Ha!! Good one!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:53:00 UTC | #154827

MPhil's Avatar Comment 1 by MPhil

Wonderful - especially the section where dear Richard's "statement" is pieced together...

... I needed that laugh, thanks!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:53:00 UTC | #154826

MPhil's Avatar Comment 3 by MPhil

..."an ignorant fool"

*grinningfromeartoear*

It's not an intrusion into his privacy, so:

It's not slander if it's true!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:57:00 UTC | #154829

sarah95's Avatar Comment 4 by sarah95

WOW! That's amazing! It's good to know you're a sex maniac, Richard! That just about made my day!

Who delivers the stork indeed!

I've been waiting for this ever since RD showed a bit of it at the American Atheists conference.

Wonderful job Josh, Richard, and whoever else was involved!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:59:00 UTC | #154831

kintaro_crab's Avatar Comment 5 by kintaro_crab

Prof. Dawkins, Sex Maniac eh, love the cool shades.

hahaha, this was great.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:00:00 UTC | #154834

Paula Kirby's Avatar Comment 6 by Paula Kirby

Fabulous! It's about time someone took the mickey out of these idiots.

Stork theory, indeed. Everyone KNOWS babies are found under gooseberry bushes.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:00:00 UTC | #154835

clunkclickeverytrip's Avatar Comment 7 by clunkclickeverytrip

Very good - hats off to the parodista!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:01:00 UTC | #154836

Quine's Avatar Comment 8 by Quine

"But who delivers the stork?" --- YES!!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:02:00 UTC | #154837

Cartomancer's Avatar Comment 9 by Cartomancer

But I've had sex literally several times, and never once have I had babies.

This new stork theory seems pretty convincing to me...

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:04:00 UTC | #154838

Gregg Townsend's Avatar Comment 10 by Gregg Townsend

Comment #162877 by Paula Kirby

Everyone KNOWS babies are found under gooseberry bushes.
You meant cabbage patch, yes? Please tell me Gran wasn't wrong!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:05:00 UTC | #154840

Josh Timonen's Avatar Comment 11 by Josh Timonen

Cartomancer,
I think you've just put the final nail in the Sex Theorist's coffin.

Josh

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:00 UTC | #154842

sarah95's Avatar Comment 12 by sarah95

Now on youtube, for those of you who have trouble with Quicktime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThQQuHtzHM

Here's my channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/sarah95pekoe

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:09:00 UTC | #154844

Paula Kirby's Avatar Comment 13 by Paula Kirby

Podaar: You meant cabbage patch, yes? Please tell me Gran wasn't wrong!
Well, you may have been found in a cabbage patch. I was definitely found under a gooseberry bush. But that might be another thing that's different depending on which side of the Atlantic you're on.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:10:00 UTC | #154845

Styrer-'s Avatar Comment 14 by Styrer-

Very witty!

Well done, Richard, for your contribution at the end!

More, please!

Best,
Styrer

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:11:00 UTC | #154847

Dune010's Avatar Comment 15 by Dune010

It's ridiculous to think that something as complicated as the eye just develops out of nowhere after people have Sex. I makes much more sense to believe that it is Brought fully formed by the Stork.

And besides, I think we all know what the second law of thermodynamics does to the Sex Theory.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:14:00 UTC | #154848

Partisan's Avatar Comment 16 by Partisan

Lmfao, what a rebuttal.

I've seen statistics which clearly show countries that embrace sex THEORY have higher levels of gun crime, vandalism, witchcraft and people with evil staring eyes.

Except Scandinavia...And Western Europe....Err

(Exit, stage right)

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:16:00 UTC | #154850

Quine's Avatar Comment 17 by Quine

Thanks, sarah95, for the youtube post. Anyone know how to help this go viral?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:20:00 UTC | #154852

lozzer's Avatar Comment 18 by lozzer

These dam biologists have had a platform for fact for too long!
Sexual intercourse and the development of baby within the womb leads to exploitation of the natural rain forest and capitalism!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:22:00 UTC | #154853

Jin's Avatar Comment 19 by Jin

Brilliant! Thanks for a teary-eyed laugh!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:24:00 UTC | #154856

Szymanowski's Avatar Comment 20 by Szymanowski

Anyone know how to help this go viral?
Sex is good at spreading viruses, even though it blatantly doesn't cause babies.

(anyway... er I guess the answer is to blog it, perhaps with the text "Expelled" in any link to it like this: YouTube - Expelled trailer XD )

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:27:00 UTC | #154857

dd44's Avatar Comment 21 by dd44

Laptop $999
DSL Connection $54.99

Having this video on top of the Ted Haggard videos to rub on Creationists' faces.... priceless

Well done Richard!!!!!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:30:00 UTC | #154858

Styrer-'s Avatar Comment 22 by Styrer-

Comment #162895 by Quine on April 17, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Well, my humble little assistance is to e-mail the youtube link to everyone in my contacts file.

Little person power!

Best,
Styrer

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:34:00 UTC | #154859

Frankus1122's Avatar Comment 23 by Frankus1122

That's not MY stork you are talking about.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:39:00 UTC | #154861

Elli's Avatar Comment 24 by Elli

Brilliant!

This is why I love this site!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:42:00 UTC | #154862

Inferno's Avatar Comment 25 by Inferno

Is there just one stork or many storks? I heard that the ancient greeks believed in many storks all delivering different types of babies. But surely one stork is more logical.

Can someone also explain how this fits in with FSM?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:43:00 UTC | #154863

Big T's Avatar Comment 26 by Big T

Another good laugh from this website! I needed that. Thanks, Sarah 95 for the YouTube.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:48:00 UTC | #154866

Quine's Avatar Comment 27 by Quine

Styrer-:

Well, my humble little assistance is to e-mail the youtube link to everyone in my contacts file.

Little person power!


Don't forget all those school board members in Florida and Texas.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:48:00 UTC | #154867

Gregg Townsend's Avatar Comment 28 by Gregg Townsend

Inferno

I think because sex theory involves being touched by appendages and FSM has noodly ones? I forget.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:49:00 UTC | #154869

lievemebe's Avatar Comment 29 by lievemebe

Superb. Congratulations to all involved.
A wonderful example for the theory of effective rebuff.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:53:00 UTC | #154872

Styrer-'s Avatar Comment 30 by Styrer-

Comment #162911 by Quine on April 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm

'Who, me? Thank you very much!' :)

Yes, it all helps, I hope.

This clip is in any case an excellent start to what I hope is a massively embarrassing campaign for the IDiots.

Best,
Styrer

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:54:00 UTC | #154873